The colour of adrenalin is brown.

You’re a TRUE biker if: Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

You’re a TRUE biker if: The shop manager at your local car dealer mutters “dear Lord” under his breath after he sees the size of your exhaust piping.

You’re a TRUE biker if: You refer to the corner down the street from your house as ‘Turn One’.

You’re a TRUE biker if: Your friends don’t recognize you without a helmet & bike suit.

You’re a TRUE biker if: You walk proper lines through the grocery store.

You’re a TRUE biker if: When you hear ‘overcooked it’, instead of food you think ‘off the track’.

You’re a TRUE biker if: When something falls off of your bike, you wonder how much weight you just saved.